ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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