you guys were way drunker than both of me
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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