..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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