I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
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Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
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I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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