a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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