So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
My vagina just recognized that song.
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she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
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its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
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