Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
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