I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
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found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
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fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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