And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Let the clothes fall where they may.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
Randomize
