How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
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i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
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Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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