the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
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