He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
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Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
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She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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