If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
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You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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