So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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