Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Randomize
