butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
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it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
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Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
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