JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
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Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
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I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating