Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
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The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
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I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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