Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Randomize
