physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
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My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
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You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
God I need to hump something, right now.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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