Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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