I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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