i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
The struggles of a small town man whore
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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