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ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
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and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
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Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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