my room smells like sperm. sweet.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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