Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
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I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
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That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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