just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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