fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
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my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
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My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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