hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
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he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
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Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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