I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
