im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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