I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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