I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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