Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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