He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
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He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
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I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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