I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
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Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
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If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.