The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
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He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
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So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.