Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
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he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
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I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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