Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize
