my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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