Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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