A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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