Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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