I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
My hand turned me down
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize
