2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
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so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
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I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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