I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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