So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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