He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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