i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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