doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
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I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
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I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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