Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
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Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
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Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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