well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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