I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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