oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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