i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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