$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
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he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
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You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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