He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
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