Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
this boner is exhausting
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
this will be a night to untag.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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